Do people even do this anymore?
This was the true dream of every little girl around my age. Standing in front of the band, twirling for the crowds – maybe, maybe even FIRE BATONS, where they’d turn out the stadium lights for max effect. I tried hard at an early age with a baton – but my arms were so short, […]
The Belle cannot conceive of anything we need more of in our country than this!
What we really need more of in this country is thousands of more IRS agents, right?? Gee, thanks, Congress. What we really need is more grandmothers armed with umbrellas, spatulas, and fly swatters, if you ask me.
Where are folks with a butterfly net when you need them?
I’m so glad we messed up diplomatic relations with China, so these important words could be said to the Taiwanese people: “In our earliest days at our founding of our country, Benjamin Franklin, our presidency, said, freedom and democracy. Freedom and democracy, one thing, security here. If we don’t have- we can’t have either, if […]
Don’t be fooled by that sweet smile
We’ve spoken before how quickly the sweetness factor can turn on a dime, especially when advanced age is involved. It all just erupts out like Mount St. Helens at times, and there’s nothing you can do but watch the horror unfold. My own great-grandmother was a tiny little woman, maybe about 4’10”, size 4 shoe, […]
This will not be a pretty sight
Ok, all you folks that think the supply chain problems are not a big deal. YOU go break the news to the pregnant wimmens that their epidural isn’t available. We’ll sell tickets to watch
File under “What is this world coming to???” Honestly.
I wish this woman would have had her umbrella with her at the time, so she could have swatted all these evil folks. That’s what needs to be done. More umbrellas, spatulas, and fly swatters deployed in defense of decency, I say. Instead, SHE’s the one in trouble.
If only there were such a thing…
Pelosi cancels Taiwan trip over……a fiendish weapon designed strictly to see her out. I love the Babylon Bee. “House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her planned flight to Taiwan after China announced they have developed deadly surface-to-air vodka-seeking missiles.”
Hold on here!
Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute! Whatever you think of Trump, the idea of Dick Cheney calling someone evil is hysterical to me. Didn’t he used to be Darth Vader/Lord Valdemort rolled into one?? And it is sort of off-putting to the Belle to see anyone campaign about how evil someone else is, instead of what […]