The Babylon Bee Gives You a Smile – Again

U-Haul Builds Bullet Train from California to Texas. But it only goes one way.
Do WHAT?

Scarborough and Sharpton Compare Stacey Abrams to Moses. Moses is always the first thing I think of when Stacey Abrams comes to mind, right. Heck, I thought she was a runway model, I had no idea that she was like Moses. Who knew?
I Don’t Care if Hunter Biden is Scummy, But I DO care about…

Him facilitating influence peddling of his father, why the FBI protected him, etc, etc. I’m glad the President can be so cavalier about this. “WATCH: Biden wishes Republicans ‘lots of luck’ with their attempts to investigate Hunter”
After Careful Consideration, Ontario School Board Rules This is OK

This is a male teacher in Ontario – who decided he wanted to start wearing girl clothes, complete with giant breasts and protruding nipples. And the school board ruled it was ok.