Your Smile For the Day From The Babylon Bee

Here it is: Exclusive: Trump’s Big Announcement This Week Is That He Bowled A Perfect 300 In Wii Sports
Funny, But True

Actually, I Think This Sounds More Interesting Than She Does

And at least you know the machine will stop making irritating noise, eventually. H/T: LK
Back In My Day

Princeton University Offering a Course on ‘Black + Queer’ Bondage

Yes. There’s not much more to say here about this. I watch a lot of college football, and if I EVER see “Black + Queer Bondage Studies” listed as a player’s major, I am not responsible for my behavior. Higher education at its finest, here, huh?
As The Article Says, “We accept your terms”

Young woman declares if she can’t have access to abortion, she won’t have sex unless you marry her. OK, fine by us. I’ve been pooh-poohed for saying most abortions aren’t due to rape, incest, mother’s health, etc, – and statements like this prove it. Last chance birth control is what it is. So women have […]