Day: January 19, 2023

You Should Watch This

Mostly well-meaning kids understand so little about how the world really works.  You really should watch this.  Hat Tip:  The Yankee.

Your Daily Babylon Bee sting

Second-Grader Suspended For Misgendering An M&M  

“It is believed alcohol may have been involved”

Well, I hope so at least – who’d do this sober? Knife-wielding tractor man blares the “Dukes of Hazzard” theme in the most Southern police chase ever. “A North Carolina man wielding a knife and blasting the Dukes of Hazzard theme song while driving a stolen tractor has been taken into custody after leading police […]

Hmmmm

Drunken thief impales himself on Archangel Michael’s sword while stealing statue from church in Mexico. Is this what we call “divine retribution”?  Works for me. “In the darkness, Alonso reportedly jumped over the fence in front of the church entrance, broke a glass door, and entered the church. While trying to flee with a statue […]

Now What?

BBC wonders if eating plants is ethical or murder. I’m not spending any time worrying about this, are you?  

The Higher The Hair, The Closer to Heaven

I remember it being a contest on who had the prettiest beehive:  my mother, or my first-grade teacher.  Just couldn’t choose!  Little-known fact from that era:  one of the best ways to preserve the beehive was to sleep with toilet paper around your head.  I’m not kidding.  It sort-had a Elsa Lanchester/Bride of Frankenstein vibe […]