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‘California Is The State Of Freedom,’ Says Man Who Locked Everyone In Their Homes For 2 Years

“There is no state in the nation, indeed no place on the face of the earth, where you can enjoy as much personal freedom as you can right here in the Golden State,” Newsom said in the speech. “With the exception of going to the gym, eating at a restaurant, getting your hair cut, or even having the right to leave your own home, California is synonymous with liberty! 12-year-olds can get gender surgery here!”

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