Local Hen Surpasses Elon Musk In Net Worth.
“WOOSTER, OH — With egg prices soaring to historic highs, multi-billionaire Elon Musk has been dethroned as world’s richest after local farmer Old Man Hopkins reported that his New Hampshire Red — who he had named “Hen” — had surpassed Musk in net worth.
“Bok bok,” said the hen in response to the news of her newly-laid riches.
“Cluck, cluck, cluck,” continued the hen to a horde of finance journalists who had swarmed Old Man Hopkins’ farm in hopes of getting a sound bite from the world’s wealthiest animal, which they, in fact, did. “Bok, bok, bu-GAWK!”
