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Scared Child Asks Mother To Check Under The Bed For Madonna. You can’t blame the little tyke, she is downright scary looking.
Anyone Who’s Had a Toddler Completely Understands How This Could Happen

Pennsylvania firefighters came to the rescue of a 2-year-old who got her head stuck in a cake pan. You’ll be able to torture the child the rest of her adult life, with the photos from the fire department removing the cake pan from her head.