The Bee strikes again: “Biden Vows Next Hurricane to be Named After Woman of Color”
“Seriously! Irma? Michael? Andrew? Ian? What’s with all these white names, folks?” said Biden to several of his dead acquaintances who he saw sitting in the audience. “Why can’t we have a Rosa Parks hurricane? Or maybe an Oprah? For real! It’s not a joke! Come on, man!”
Again, I have to sympathize with satire sites like the Bee – it’s not hard to imagine this actually happening, now is it?
