The Babylon Bee strikes again, but it’s all so crazy now, I have to double-check constantly to see what’s real & what’s not. Anyway:
“Stacey Abrams Spotted At The Grocery Store Reminding Parents This Would All Be Cheaper If They Aborted Their Kids”
“At publishing time, Abrams had been seen stalking through the parking lot and making a beeline for minivans, armed with long receipts she had picked out of the trash can as a visual aid to demonstrate that families could have more access to financial wellness if they only aborted their babies.”
