‘OK, Take Us To A Different Leader,’ Say Exasperated Aliens After Trying To Communicate With Joe Biden.
“The aliens were already asking why we kept shooting down their peace offering balloons containing Hickory Farms cheese and sausage gift baskets,” disclosed another source present at the meeting. “But I guess it really started to get bad when the lead alien put out his hand to greet the President, and Joe bent down and bit the creature’s finger.”
