Admonition

Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Admonition:  Gentle reproof, as with a meat-axe.  Friendly warning.

‘This Doesn’t Make Any Sense’

Why is someone expecting anything to make any sense, for goodness sakes? “You have said repeatedly, the president has said, he takes classified documents very seriously. If that’s the case, why were these classified documents being stored in his garage?” Do we need to produce some sort of ABC Schoolhouse Rock Series for classified documents, […]

Your Daily Babylon Bee Sting

Doctors Finally Admit Best Treatment For Flu Just ‘The Price Is Right’ And Crackers.  And Vicks-Vapo-Rub, too, I’d bet.  

Biden Admin Mulls Declaring War on Stoves

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tried to score some social media points off the news and said that gas stoves were “linked to brain damage” when mocking Rep. Ronny Jackson for opposing banning them. The FUN part came when someone pointed out that she’s made several videos cooking in her kitchen – on her gas stove.  Maybe […]

Absurdity

Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Absurdity:  A statement of belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.