Your Daily Bee Sting

Satire, but after the past few days, you have to wonder. “House Republicans Frantically Binge Old ‘Schoolhouse Rock’ Episodes To Figure Out What They’re Supposed To Be Doing“

Whut?

I got nothing, here.   Can’t even speculate what is trying to be said here.  Nada. “President Biden: “The rest of the countries, the world is not a patch in our jeans, if we do what we wanna do, we need to do.”  

FBI Paid Twitter $3.4 Million to Ban Accounts for ‘Misinformation’

Anybody shocked?  Nope.  And of course, whose money did they use to pay them?  Yours, of course. “Taibbi has been tweeting and The Post has been reporting screenshots of emails between the FBI and Twitter staff, with FBI flagging specific accounts for alleged “civic misinformation policy violations,” “spam behaviors,” “platform manipulation,” and “ban evasion,” asking […]

Gee, I Didn’t Know I was Part of the Climate Solution!

The New York Times ran an op-ed arguing that shorter people are better because they have a smaller carbon footprint.  Yes, they really did. “From where I stand — at five feet even — being tall is a widely held fantasy of superiority that long ago should have been retired.”    

Can’t Say I Blame Them

Eastern Oregon County Sets Vote to Secede, Becoming 12th to Join of “Greater Idaho” Movement.  Don’t know much about Idaho, but almost anything would be better than having the nuts who ruined the beautiful state of Oregon in charge of you. “Its purpose is to convince state legislatures to move the Oregon-Idaho border, turning conservative […]