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Remorseful China Tries Sending Over Another ‘We’re Sorry For Creating COVID’ Balloon.
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Man Regrets Transitioning To Woman After Seeing Line For Restroom. Should have thought of that before the switcheroo, buster.
Washington State Teacher ‘Says the Quiet Part Out Loud’ on Parental Rights in Education
I’m just more than a teensy disappointed in the state of education today. “A high school teacher in Washington state suggested that schools should hide information about children from their parents, because kids “are not safe in this nation from their Christo-fascist parents….When The Daily Signal reached out on Twitter to ask Love to define […]
Microsoft Adds AI Bing to Windows Computers Despite Unhinged Behavior
So Microsoft’s new AI is as crazy as most of the people, but that shouldn’t stop them from adding it as a ‘feature’ to Windows. It should be fine, right? “Although OpenAI, the company behind ChatGPT, developed the feature, users are discovering that it has the ability to steer conversations towards more personal topics, leading […]
California High School Removing Honors English Classes to Promote Equity
Makes perfect sense to me – right? Let’s don’t have any student excel anymore, so the rest of them won’t feel bad. That’s what we need in this country. How about encouraging/working for all students to excel, not drop standards? “The Culver City Unified School District (CCUSD) in California is citing racial equity as the […]
5th Grade Teacher Sued for Calling Girl a Boy’s Name Until Girl Felt Suicidal
Apparently, a teacher here thinks they can decide the gender of their students, with or without any input from the student. This is sick. “A teacher at an elementary school in Long Island is accused of pressuring a 9-year-old girl to question her gender identity and sexuality to the point that the girl was openly […]
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Good to know. God Confirms Heaven Will Have A Buc-ee’s.
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Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Frog: A reptile with edible legs.
Yep, This is What Most Women Do When Their Husband is Hospitalized
I mean, I know lots of folks who do this, don’t you?? “John Fetterman’s wife says that after he checked into the hospital for severe depression she fled the country with their kids and went ziplining.”