“It is believed alcohol may have been involved”

Well, I hope so at least – who’d do this sober? Knife-wielding tractor man blares the “Dukes of Hazzard” theme in the most Southern police chase ever. “A North Carolina man wielding a knife and blasting the Dukes of Hazzard theme song while driving a stolen tractor has been taken into custody after leading police […]

The Higher The Hair, The Closer to Heaven

I remember it being a contest on who had the prettiest beehive:  my mother, or my first-grade teacher.  Just couldn’t choose!  Little-known fact from that era:  one of the best ways to preserve the beehive was to sleep with toilet paper around your head.  I’m not kidding.  It sort-had a Elsa Lanchester/Bride of Frankenstein vibe […]