The Devil's Dictionary
Thanks to my better half, I became acquainted with this book, written by Ambrose Bierce.
I will honor it by including some of my favorite quotes from it.
You should read it for yourself – public library or one place to buy it is here.
Bigot
Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion you do not entertain.
Bait
Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Bait: A preparation that renders the hook more palatable The best kind is beauty.
Appetite
Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Appetite: An instinct thoughtfully implemented by Providence as a solution to the labor question.
Apologize
Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.
Admonition
Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Admonition: Gentle reproof, as with a meat-axe. Friendly warning.