Apologize
Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.
Your Daily Babylon Bee Sting
Profiles in Courage. Millions Of Lives Saved By Person Wearing Mask While Walking Alone On Sidewalk. “Local woman Karen Bain saved millions of lives this week when she put on a mask for her morning walk. She reportedly took a brief walk down the street and was careful to avoid direct contact with people, grateful […]
Austin 7-Eleven Blaring Opera music to Keep Homeless Away. It’s Working.
Inventive, I have to say. If you want to keep ME away, here’s a tip: yodeling would do it. Doesn’t this kind-of remind you when the soldiers blasted Manuel Noriega with non-stop rock music to make him surrender?? Here’s the playlist they used, if you’re curious, by the way.
San Francisco’s Reparations Panel Recommends $5 million for Every Eligible Black Resident
Good Lord. “So you must be an adult who has identified as Black for at least ten years. But you only need to meet two of the other criteria. The first two of those specify residence in San Francisco for at least 13 years between 1940 and 1996. However, there are some requirements that don’t […]
Canadian Judge Tosses Case Against Guards Who Killed Woman for not Wearing Mask
This is terrible. She’d have been better off lying in the street, rather than going to a hospital for help. “Toronto hospital security guards killed a woman in March of 2020. For not pulling up a mask while suffering from breathing difficulties. They were originally charged with manslaughter and criminal negligence, but a judge has […]