Cabbage
Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
San Antonio Zoo Lets You Name Cockroach After Your Ex
I like it! “For just $10, the zoo will not only give the little roach a moniker of your choosing, but to sweeten the deal, it will then feed the creepy crawler to an animal while you watch. Not only do donors get some incredible closure—and the animal gets a little snack—but that $10 will […]
And He’s Right
Bill Maher compares the ‘woke’ movement to China’s communist revolution. It’s true, and it’s scary. ‘We do have our own Red Guard here, but they do their rampaging on Twitter.’