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Goose Getting Suspicious This F-18 Is Following Him.
Anti-police Activist Killed After Being Robbed/Dragged By Car
Her family doesn’t want her killers behind bars. “If you had to pick any state in the Union where it might become commonplace to quite literally demand murderers remain free to keep murdering, you know which one it would be.” Yep, California. You just can’t make this stuff up.
SECDEF: Most Powerful Military of Most Powerful Nation in History Can’t Locate Any Debris from Objects It Shot Down
Is it just me, or does this whole thing make no sense at all? “We just shot down multiple objects over US airspace for the first time in history. Might be kinda nice to know what we’re dealing with.” So, we didn’t know what we were shooting at when we shot at it, still don’t […]
AOC Blasts Christian Super Bowl Ads
“Jesus Would Not Fund Fascist Commercials“. I’m going to go ahead & declare this one the “Blue Ribbon Winner of the Week”, even if it IS just Tuesday, because I’m me, and I can do that sort of thing. What is supposed to be ‘fascist’ about ‘love your neighbor’ escapes me, but remember who this […]
Mars Wrigley Fined $14,500 After Two Workers Fell in Chocolate Vat
I’m happy to report the workers were rescued. However, if you HAVE to go, falling in a vat of chocolate is not a bad way to end your life. Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!