Egotist

Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
Things Only Southerners Say When It Snows
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If you’ve lived “up north” all your life, you have no idea what “Snowmaggeddon” does in the south. Panic over an unnatural event that terrifies us! It immediately sets off a rush to any and all food stores to buy bread and milk. Don’t ask me why, I don’t even drink milk, and I’d rush […]
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