Your Daily Babylon Bee Sting
Oscar For Best Actor Goes To Volodymyr Zelensky. “While waving the Oscar statuette around wildly, he said, “For all the little boys and girls who look like me watching tonight, this is a beacon of hope and possibility. I am the world’s greatest hero!” “Also, please send more money for bombs.” He dedicated his win […]
Really?
Joe Biden says state of Florida is “close to sinful” and “cruel” for protecting kids from puberty blockers, operations to remove their genitals.
Biden says Americans Should ‘feel confident’ in Banking System after Fed Response to SVB Collapse
Gosh, I know I DO, don’t you? I mean, we just had the Second (and Third)-Biggest Bank Failures in U.S. History. I’m feeling good about everything.
Diversity Director Claims College Fired Her for Questioning Anti-Racism Policies
Geez, even the “Diversity Director” can’t stay out of trouble. Stop asking questions, silly! They mean whatever we want them to mean at the time! “A black director of a “woke” California college’s Office of Equity, Social Justice and Multicultural Education claims she was fired for questioning the institution’s anti-racism “orthodoxy” and what the term […]
Maryland Teacher Urges ‘War Against Capitalism,’ Brags About Indoctrinating Students
I’d like to say I’m surprised, but I’m not. What surprises me (and I guess it really shouldn’t) is the school District’s responses for comments: none, so far. So I guess they’re fine with this indoctrination plan. “As a teacher I wish we could do more with our students like teach anti-racism and how to […]