Oscar For Best Actor Goes To Volodymyr Zelensky.
“While waving the Oscar statuette around wildly, he said, “For all the little boys and girls who look like me watching tonight, this is a beacon of hope and possibility. I am the world’s greatest hero!”
“Also, please send more money for bombs.”
He dedicated his win to President Biden, whom he referred to as “a nice old man who gives out sour candy.”
