General Idiocy
These items either make the Belle laugh, or irritate her to distraction, and there are far, far too many of them.

Really?
Joe Biden says state of Florida is “close to sinful” and “cruel” for protecting kids from puberty blockers, operations to remove their genitals.

Biden says Americans Should ‘feel confident’ in Banking System after Fed Response to SVB Collapse
Gosh, I know I DO, don’t you? I mean, we just had the Second (and Third)-Biggest Bank Failures in U.S. History. I’m feeling good about

Diversity Director Claims College Fired Her for Questioning Anti-Racism Policies
Geez, even the “Diversity Director” can’t stay out of trouble. Stop asking questions, silly! They mean whatever we want them to mean at the time!

Maryland Teacher Urges ‘War Against Capitalism,’ Brags About Indoctrinating Students
I’d like to say I’m surprised, but I’m not. What surprises me (and I guess it really shouldn’t) is the school District’s responses for comments:

Your Daily Babylon Bee Sting
Historians Now Believe Second-Ever Phone Call Was To Ask Alexander Graham Bell About His Car’s Warranty.

Tucker Carlson’s Jan. 6 Footage Creates Legal Headache for DOJ Prosecutions
No matter what you feel about this topic, these sentences did not fit the crimes – which to me seem to be vandalism (breaking a