What a Non-Shocker
Seattle Reports Highest Violent Crime Rate In 15 Years After Defunding Police. Is anyone surprised at this? I’d be shocked if it didn’t happen. “Seattle’s violent crime rate rose to its highest point in 15 years in 2022, with reported homicides surging by about 24% compared to 2021, according to the Seattle Police Department’s (SPD) […]
No Need For Paternity Test Here
Maury Povich show doesn’t need these guys…
Marked ‘Safe’ from Any Danger From This Threat
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Check your pantry: Nearly 2.6 Million Pounds Of Vienna Sausage Products Recalled Nationwide.
OK, So Nobody Wants to Be There
Migrants Using Taxpayer Funded Bus Tickets to Leave NYC for Canada to Escape the Crime-Ridden City. “The New York Post reported migrants are using taxpayer-funded bus tickets to Canada to escape New York City. Venezuelan native Raymond Peña told the publication the military gave him the tickets. He wants to go “to Canada for a […]
Cabbage
Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
San Antonio Zoo Lets You Name Cockroach After Your Ex
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I like it! “For just $10, the zoo will not only give the little roach a moniker of your choosing, but to sweeten the deal, it will then feed the creepy crawler to an animal while you watch. Not only do donors get some incredible closure—and the animal gets a little snack—but that $10 will […]
And He’s Right
Bill Maher compares the ‘woke’ movement to China’s communist revolution. It’s true, and it’s scary. ‘We do have our own Red Guard here, but they do their rampaging on Twitter.’
Your Daily Babylon Bee Sting
There may be something to this, you know. Scholars Theorize Disciples Were Chick-Fil-A Workers As They Distributed Food To 5,000 In Record Time.
Yes Indeed
Satanic Temple Launching a Tele-health Initiative to Perform “religious abortion rituals”
Evil right in front of you, out in the open. “The Satanic Temple isn’t just promoting the killing of unborn babies in abortions anymore. It’s actually killing them through a new “religious” abortion practice in New Mexico. On Wednesday, the satanic group launched a new “religious medical services arm,” TST Health, to begin doing abortions. […]