Author: The Belle

What price Beauty?

Everyone had one.  It dried your hair quickly, and made you look all space-agey at the same time.

Southern Living Sets Us Straight On Snacks

You Might Be from the South If You Consider These Canned Foods a Memorable Snack.  They review what I never knew before – that these are ‘Southern’ snacks?  Nobody but us eats them?  Is that correct? I don’t remember Beanie Weenies being a treasured snack in my childhood.  Maybe I’m just too old, and they weren’t […]

Your Daily Babylon Bee Sting

I really wouldn’t doubt it. “Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From Burrow To Let Everyone Know There Are Some Documents Marked ‘Classified’ Down There“

Whut?

Biden: “More than half of the women in my administration are women!” Maybe.  I feel so sorry for satire writers – you just can’t make up stuff to match this.

AOC is Hippity-Hopping Mad

About her good pal Ilhan Omar being removed from her seat on the House Foreign Affairs Committee.  How do people watch her without busting out laughing right to her face? I would say that old southern phrase “She’s mighty cute when she’s mad”, but she really isn’t, and I don’t want to be accused of […]

San Francisco Official Says $5 million in Reparations ‘Not Enough’ for Black Residents

Well. “The 5 million number, which the San Francisco African American Reparations Advisory Committee said would remedy previous discrimination, is “much less than a lot of the projections that people say black people should receive for reparations here in the United States,” Supervisor Shamann Walton told National Review.”

Christian Mom Sues After 4-year-old was Allegedly Forced to Participate in LGBT Pride March

In the UK, but scary as heck. “With the aid of the London-based Christian Legal Centre, Montague sued on the grounds of direct and indirect discrimination, victimization and breach of statutory duty under the Education Act 1996 and the Human Rights Act 1998. Her case is slated to be heard until Feb. 10. Montague’s case […]

Bigot

Definition, per Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary: Bigot:  One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion you do not entertain.

Your Daily Babylon Bee Sting

Everyone Ordered To Pay Everyone Reparations As Every Race Owned Every Race At Some Point.  I’ve said this for years – what country or race would NOT be owed reparations for things that happened in the past?  Unless it happened directly to YOU, or your parents, forget about reparations.    

University Removes Slave-Owning Benefactor’s Name, Family Demands Their $51 Million Back

Sounds right to me – if you don’t want to be associated with this fellow, maybe you shouldn’t want his money, either, huh?