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Payday Loan Center Sets Up Shop In Egg Aisle “Shout out to Joe Biden for providing much-needed employment for loan sharks like me,” said Payday Loan Center franchisee, Dirk Greedsniffle, while lighting a Cuban cigar and flicking grocery dust off his bright blue pinstripe suit. “By wringing every penny out of vulnerable families, I’ll be […]
Of Course They Are
Some British Universities Putting Trigger Warnings on Shakespeare Plays and Greek Tragedies. “The outlet provided the text of the warning provided by professors for their students, which stated, “Tragedy is a genre obsessed with violence and suffering, often of a sexual or graphic kind, and so some of the content might be triggering for some […]
The Confusing Phrase
This confounds Yankees, and it’s not hard to see why. It can either mean that you are commiserating with/sympathetic to the person whose heart is being blessed, or it is an example of sympathetic exasperation. “Bless her heart, that husband of hers is worthless trash”. “She keeps trying to wear that style of dress, bless […]
A Helpful Video Guide To Driving In the South
“If you’re not from the South, you might have noticed that we drive a little bit differently down here. A four-way stop isn’t just a four-way stop — it’s also an opportunity to show your manners and make sure you’re not the first person to go. Funeral processions? You gotta stop for them.”
Elementary Teacher Brags About Confusing Students About Her Gender
“That’s the goal!” Doesn’t matter about he/she/it’s gender – ugly, no matter what it is. And again, are any kids being educated on reading, writing, math, science?
Wisconsin School District Holds Gender Identity/Sexual Orientation For Elementary School Children
Yahoo. Not only do they have no business doing this, when do they have time to learn anything between indoctrination sessions? “Students from kindergarten through the third grade will learn about sexual orientation based on “who they love,” emphasizing that “anyone can love anyone,” while grades four and five will learn the definitions of gay, […]
Feminist Chemistry Class at East Carolina U. Teaches That Science is Racist
I wonder if they have any time to actually learn chemistry in the midst of all this bull. “A recent article published in the Journal of Chemical Education describes the development of a Feminism and Science course at East Carolina University (ECU) that was offered at the university. The course, the authors argue, should serve […]
One of the Weirdest Things to Come Out of Twitter Files Yet
Read this. “Twitter knew Hamilton 68, a media source for Russian online activity, was ‘bulls**t’ Matt Taibbi just published installment number 15 in the Twitter files series. This one is about a bogus media fraud known as Hamilton 68. If one goes by volume alone, this oft-cited neoliberal think-tank that spawned hundreds of fraudulent headlines […]
If Aliens Visited the South
“Take Us To Your Leader” “I can’t just call Nick Saban up on the phone”
Your Daily Babylon Bee Sting
Local Hen Surpasses Elon Musk In Net Worth. “WOOSTER, OH — With egg prices soaring to historic highs, multi-billionaire Elon Musk has been dethroned as world’s richest after local farmer Old Man Hopkins reported that his New Hampshire Red — who he had named “Hen” — had surpassed Musk in net worth. “Bok bok,” said […]