Category: Southernness

This Tops “What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar??”

UK Man Convicted of Stealing 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs Worth $37,000. No way I’d do that for Cadbury eggs – maybe for Heath Bars.

Told You I’d Offend Someone Today!

Happy Valentines Day!

It Could Be You!

A Perfect Response to Being Told This

It’s Not Hard to Imagine This Happening, Is It?

Anyone Who’s Had a Toddler Completely Understands How This Could Happen

Pennsylvania firefighters came to the rescue of a 2-year-old who got her head stuck in a cake pan. You’ll be able to torture the child the rest of her adult life, with the photos from the fire department removing the cake pan from her head.  

16 Southern Phrases Perfect for Telling Somebody Off

I’ve said most of these, and there are plenty more where those came from, from the very subtle to the very plain.  We excel at telling folks off; my non-Southern stepdaughter described me once to a friend as “Listen to her, she can tell someone off, and you won’t even hardly know it!”  It was […]

No Need For Paternity Test Here

Maury Povich show doesn’t need these guys…

Marked ‘Safe’ from Any Danger From This Threat

Check your pantry:  Nearly 2.6 Million Pounds Of Vienna Sausage Products Recalled Nationwide.  

San Antonio Zoo Lets You Name Cockroach After Your Ex

I like it! “For just $10, the zoo will not only give the little roach a moniker of your choosing, but to sweeten the deal, it will then feed the creepy crawler to an animal while you watch. Not only do donors get some incredible closure—and the animal gets a little snack—but that $10 will […]